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Joe Dirt Quotes

40+ Top Joe Dirt Quotes

Joe Dirt Quotes is full of inspiration. It is about that life is not fair to you always and that is what happens to joy. He had dreams and intelligent potential but he never finds the chance to achieve them. Also, the people around him continuously realizing him that he will not succeed in achieving his dream.

Joe dirt is an American comedy film released in 2001. It was written by Spade and FredWolf and produced by Robert Simonds. The main cast of this film includes David Spade, Dennis Miller, Christopher Walken, Adam Beach, Brian Thompson, Brittany Daniel, Jaime Pressly, Erik Per Sullivan, and Kid Rock.

Joe Dirt is a custodian at a Los Angeles radio station. A producer of the station pull him to talk on-air with a famous disc jockey, shock jock Zander Kally about the journey of finding hid lost parents.

When he was 8 years old, he was left behind by his parents at Great Canyon. While searching for his parents he arrived at the silver town, a small town in Pacific Northwest, where he met Brandy and her dog Charlie. On the way of his journey, he faced many adventures, and all the taunts and insults of people changes to cheers for listeners and the entire city tunes in to hear the story of his adventures. Some of the Famous Joe Dirt quotes are given below:

1. “So, what you’re telling me, is that you’re so ingrained with White Trash, that your facial hair just grows in all white trashy like that?Zander Kelly 

2. “You guys got somethin’ to say to me? Why don’t you say it in the microphone. I got a backup mike right here. Check one two, testing, testing. Yup, they both working and guess what? they don’t like no feed back, what’s up?” – Joe Dirt

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3. “My name is Joe Dirte, I added an e to the end, cause it sounds cool.” Joe Dirt

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4. “And you’ll be sticking your head out the window and check out chic dogs saying ‘what’s up, baby?”Joe Dirt

5. “What’s the deal with your hair? You doing stunt work for Billy Ray Cyrus?” – Zander Kally

6. “Luckily, my neck broke my fall.” Joe Dirt

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7. “You want me to put my ear to the ground and listen for hoofbeats, check for footprints, look for broken twigs? This is the modern era. That stuff doesn’t work anymore.” – Kicking Wing

8. “Is this where you wanna be when Jesus comes back; making fun of poor Joe Dirt?” – Joe Dirt

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9. “Zander Kelly Probably, because I’m sure that Yahweh would be chiming in too.” – Joe Dirt

10. “I got the poo on me! ”– Joe Dirt

 11. “You wanna fight? Why don’t you stick your head up my butt and fight for air?” – Joe Dirt

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12. “Guy likes to see homos naked, that doesn’t help me.” – Joe Dirt

13. “Why don’t you go practice fallin’ down? I’ll be there in a minute.” – Joe Dirt

 14. “Now, this ain’t no flapjack. I’ll go real easy. I won’t look.”– Joe Dirt

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15. “This croc ain’t no puppy. – Joe Dirt

16. “The guy doing the police sketches thought I was messing with him because my dad came out looking like Father Time and my mom came out looking too butch and looking way too much like Richard Ramirez. You know the Night Stalker, remember him? – Joe Dirt

17. “Well, I was born without the top of my skull and I guess a little bit of my brains was showin’ and it was grossin’ everybody out so my mom put this wig on me to cover it up, and then the bones grew together and it got all infused and entwined. I mean I don’t mean to get all scientific with you – Joe Dirt

18. “It puts the lotion on its skin or else it gets the hose again. – buffalo bob 


Joe Dirt Funny Quotes

Joy dirt is an adventure comedy film. David spade plays the role of Joe Dirt. David did a phenomenal job and do true justice to the role of joe. This movie is full of quirky jokes. Some of the Funny Quotes from Joe Dirt are:

19. “But I’m picking it up this afternoon. I might need a pretty little lady to sit in the front seat while I break her in. The car I mean. So what do you say.” – Joe Dirt

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20. “Actually it got towed away two years ago.”– Joe Dirt

21. “If I told you that you had a beautiful body, would you hold it against me?” – Joe Dirt

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22. “What’s the story here, I’m a white trash idiot?” –Zander Kally

23. “I’m a rocker through and through. Here’s a list of my favorite bands: AC/DC, Van Halen not Van Hagar, Skynyrd, Def Leppard.” –Joe Dirt

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24. “Now, this ain’t no flapjack, so I’m gonna be real careful, I won’t look.”– Joe Dirt

25. “Oh come on man. You got no lady’s fingers, fuzz buttles, snicker bombs, church burners, finger blasters, gut busters, zippity do das or crap flappers?”– Joe Dirt

26. “So your gonna’ tell me that you don’t have no black cats, no roman candles, or screaming mimis?”– Joe Dirt

27. “Well that might be your problem, it’s not what you like, it’s the consumer.”– Joe Dirt

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28. “When bad pets go bad, dang.”– Joe Dirt

29. “You’re gonna stand there, owning a firework stand, and tell me you don’t have no whistling bungholes, no spleen splitters, whisker biscuits, honkey lighters, hoosker doos, hoosker donts, cherry bombs, nipsy daisers, with or without the scooter stick, or one single whistling kitty chaser?”– Joe Dirt


Joe Dirt Inspirational Quotes

Inspiration is important for everyone as it stimulates one to achieve his/her dreams. It influences people to do some creative things.

Joe dirt is a comedy as well as an inspirational movie. It inspires people to be the best version of yourself. Life is not easy for all as people continuously try to demotivate you and this demotivation is a slap on your face.

Some Best Inspirational Joe Dirt Quotes are given below:

30.  “Life’s a garden, dig it?” – Joe Dirt

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31. “Keep on, keepin’ on” – Joe Dirt

32. “You wanna fight? Why don’t you stick your head up my ass and fight for air?” – Joe Dirt

 33. “People say Joe Dirt’s a weird name, and how cool am I.” – Joe Dirt

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34. “Home is where you make it.”– Joe Dirt

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35. “And at that moment I thought I might just lie there and never get up. I would just sit there and rot there, but then I looked up and saw the Moon and got this weird feeling that Brandi was looking up at that same moon.”– Joe Dirt

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36. “Hey! You’re talking to my guy all wrong. It’s the wrong tone. Do it again, I’ll stab you in the face with a soldering iron.” – Joe Dirt

37. “There are three rules when dealing with a deadly crocodile. Rule number one, I’m number one. Rule number two, the croc’s number two.” – Joe Dirt

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38. “All’s I got to do is keep bein’ a good person. No matter what, good things’ll come my way. Everything’s gonna happen for me, just so long as I never have ‘No’ in my heart.”– Joe Dirt

39. “If you’re covered in oil, don’t stand next to a fire.”– Joe Dirt

40. “Things are gonna happen for me, I’m Joe Dirt.” – Joe Dirt


Joe dirt through his adventurous journey and with his humor made a place in people’s hearts despite shock-jock wants to insult him on the radio. Through this radio show, he became a media sensation, and he was unaware of this at that time. Some of the Christopher Walken Joe Dirt quotes and Joe Dirt quotes of Clem are mentioned below:

41. “Hey! You’re talking to my guy all wrong. It’s the wrong tone. Do it again, I’ll stab you in the face with a soldering iron” – Clem

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42. “talking to fire extinguisher] You’re talking to me all wrong… It’s the wrong tone. You do it again and I’ll stab you in the face with a soldering iron. Hey, tell me, does your mother sew? BOOM. Get her to sew that!” – Clem

43.  “And you’ll be sticking your head out the window and check out chic dogs saying ‘what’s up, baby?” – Joe Dirt

44. “Is this where you wanna be when Jesus comes back?” – Joe Dirt

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Joe Dirt Quotes are all about the journey of Joe dirt. How he made a place in people’s hearts and how he finds his parents. When he became the media sensation, he gets a call from a woman claiming to be his mother. He finds his parent’s current house where he and media came to know that his parents left him intentionally and now he reconnect with him to take advantage of his publicity.

He got angry and cut ties with his parents. In his anger, he tries to commit suicide but brandy saves him. Robby was jealous of him and told him that no one wants him to be in silver town and no one care how famous you are. Clem and Charlene threatened Robby and they think that they are like a family to Joe. They ride off and Zander plays a song for joe on radio and fireworks explode in the sky with a happy ending.



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